Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
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Hystical 0
That's disgusting..
allmidnighteyes 11
Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.
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Comments (45)
Hystical 0
That's disgusting..
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I would have eaten her feet. problem solved.
babyyappld 7
I think I would of thrown up all over her if I were op that's just dirty. maybe that would teach her to leave nail clipping for when you're in the washroom
moodi_fml 0
that's disgusting, I would have yelled at her
phreshboi 1
why don't people stand up for themselves and say stop?
allmidnighteyes 11
Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.
I_R_Genius 3
Why did that just make me extremely horny?
allmidnighteyes 11
Pedgegg shavings tend to have that effect on people. Aside from their main purpose as erotic stimulants, I also like to use them as a substitute for grated parmesan cheese.
fiveonefiveoh 0
erotic stimulant, I can agree with. but grated cheese replacement? now that's just gross. I can't eat erotic pleasure!
insanesna1l 0
mmm pizza. although watching the pedegg ad does make me gag, and I have stood in a freezer full of dead bodies and felt nothing. which is a good thing because necrophilia is illegal and wrong
mikolyshka 0
...what?!?
nikki9tails 3
I would tell her to save that for bathroom, have some back bone Op
cmyk 19
grow some nuts and speak up! disgusting non the less. people now days.. *tsk tsk tsk*
atomicJ 0
that's funny. Atleast they didn't fly into your mouth! Or did they?...
mrahhhhh 21
People, please learn to stand up for yourselves. Don't end up like OP here, too cowardly to even say "stop that". I would have recommended saying "what the **** are you doing?"
mrahhhhh 21
Where is Vestfold?
wolve86 0
Is this a bus story that doesn't involve an erection pressed against body parts....? they do exist?
FYLDeep 26
FML proves that riding a bus is always a terrible idea.
allmidnighteyes 11
The bus is awesome. You see all kinds of cool shit on public transportation... Like drunk fights. And hobo arguments that turn into fights where the hobos are usually also drunk.
shynerdygirl 0
Yuck. Maybe you shoulda said something?
cookies61889 15
grow some nuts or boobs and say something
ohSNAPyall 27
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