Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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maxman13524 13
*ex-boyfriend
hienzburgess 9
hope you learned your lesson. Don't cheat the system.
noelasis94 18
How do mom and dad feel about this nice young man have told you he's a winner yet?
sajupt 17
Were u at the movies with another guy?
vbmg152 19
You so deserve it!!!! Rules are rules & a job is a job. He didn't want to lose his job over your cheap ass. The rest of us pay for movie snacks, what makes you any better? We work hard for our money, everyone does but the rest of us don't break the rules to save a dollar or two!
THE_A_TEEN 28
So tell me, who would want to spend 5-10 dollars on snacks on top of the 11+ dollars for a movie ticket? Unless you make good money, i think saving money by buying snacks at a convenience store is better than overpriced movie candy.
CharresBarkrey 16
When one movie ticket is $10.50, I'm not going to spend $5 for a ******* box of candy that takes me 10 minutes to eat. I'll go to a grocery store and get an even bigger box of candy for $2.50. That's not "breaking the rules," that's being smart.
vbmg152 19
I have to pay for snacks! I was raised to be moral & honest! Everyone else should pay too! Snacks & drinks are the main money makers for theaters! They make crap on the ticket price!
vbmg152 19
The-A-Teen, I do & yes, we're older & have plenty of money but it wasnt always that way & I have always paid for whatever I get!
tempermental 19
wow, that's really bad! I get that you shouldn't do it, but your boyfriend?? I hope he isn't that anymore!!
partytime4321 5
Lol he technically didn't have the right to look in your purse
princefigs 8
Sounds like a winner
Suaria 38
Looks like someone won't be getting any tonight :P
Shadowlainx 11
shows he wanted to be a douche and show the "power" he had at his job. Fact is if we all go to a place our friend, family, or boyfriend/girlfriend work we expect special privileges, I guess he wanted to show you that you're just another customer. Smh
Axel5238 29
Most people do not expect special privileges and particularly not when it can get the person fired.
Shadowlainx 11
I know a lot of people who are friends with people in the theatres, coffee shops, market, restaurant, etc you name it, once they know their friend is working there and get something free or even a discount sadly they'll take advantage. One of my ex-friends was a douche. She used one of her so called friends to get access to the hotel she worked in. I'm not saying everyone is like that but some people feel connections as a privilege and don't think about their friends or family's career as a casualty