Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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sammyjo06 14
I don't understand how it's movie theater policy to both confiscate the candy and kick you out. Seems like it would be one or the other. Either the candy is confiscated and you have to buy your own or do without, or you keep the candy, but they kick you out. Well regardless, hide it in a pouch in your purse next time and maybe you can convince your boyfriend to overlook it. That way, he doesn't get in trouble if you're caught (because you were hiding it), and saves you this happening. That does suck, though, because I often bring my own popcorn and drinks to the theater :X. The candy and popcorn there is typically 4-5x what it would be normally.
SweetVictory 4
why didn't you hide it in your shirt or somewhere where they can't legally check
slimashli 7
u realize they cant look inside your purse right? they aren't police
Rammer3500 23
Not anymore he isnt. He shouldnt be.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
Why would you give him your purse? YDI.
oops6663 26
Boyfriend or not, that act is technically illegal in terms of property. Though, sneaking in slight contraband is illegal as well so- all's fair in love and war, no?
rinzlerkitty94 31
Hoped you dumped him.
LostDN 9
your dumb because theatres can't ask
Shadow9876 19
He's just doing his job
kevinsagirl2323 8
My question is why is this asshole still your boyfriend?