Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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Comments (255)
MaydayParadexx 18
They, by law, can't search your purse. They need a warrant to do so.
Axel5238 29
They can ask to open it and dump it out or if you refuse then they make you leave. Why do people think everything needs a warrant lol
madgrinchhatter 12
They can't search your purse. Its a movie theater not an airport. You should have just said no. What an ass. You should dump him for that
Snowcones 14
Now I know why you went without him...
peacefully84 19
Call and talk to his manager. Even if you allowed him to search it, he cannot take your possessions that you paid for and then kick you out. He could maybe make you leave the candy with him while you went in the movie, or just kick you out, but taking it AND kicking you out is definitely in the wrong.
oh_lordy_me 18
Do you mean your ex boyfriend?
iAlissa 34
Romantic.
noellem23 3
Why are people moaning that OP went to the movies without her boyfriend?? ... in real relationships, people aren't joined at the hip. They have separate interests and friends. My boyfriend goes out without me all the time, and I got out without him. Jeez.
Ameel_fml 19
I had a friend who's girlfriend was like that. We'd go to the cinema sometimes as a group, and his grilfriend (who we didn't even know that well) would insist on going EVERY time, even though she'd spend the entire bitching and complaining about how much she hated the movie. It eventually got so bad that we just stopped hanging around him.
Crystal55621 19
Though I understand how messed up it is, I would do it too. He has to keep his job, y'know? I would do some thing to make up for it though.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
1) Dump his ass. 2) Report to the theater that he went through your purse and say he took the candy for your diabetes. If he claims to know you then act like you don't know him and he's some type of stalker. payback basically
Axel5238 29
Wow that is screwed up something is wrong with you for even suggesting that.
Nave42 7
You know, I immediately thought lawsuit. That's really ****** up... I'd hate to be the person who has to personally deal with you.
FML_14u2c 14
Why not put the candy in your pocket, at least until you're passed the "checkpoint"?