Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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Top comments
qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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if2013 10
Or maybe he was just doing it as a joke. He knew she always brought candy from elsewhere so he decided to be funny
djinnyf 12
There are just so many jerks out there!!!
weby11 12
He WAS your boyfriend.. Hopefully that's over. Nobody messes with my candy
felidsentry 17
Sounds like the right time for a revenge scheme..
carminecris89 13
He should be your ex. That's really ****** up. None of that was necessary.
Yessi_Boo 14
They can't just look through your purse without your permission.
Cupcake040 17
When your alone with him and about to have sex ask him for something ridiculous and when he says I don't have it kick him out of the bed
Austy34 5
it shows some loyalty tho hes doing the right thing( in the eyes of his job) and maybe there was his manager watching
picante72 24
WAS
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
I will probably be buried for this, but I don't care. All you people saying that concessions are the main profit makers, how does that work, a concession is a discount rate for students, OAPs and disabled people? Maybe I'm wrong but don't you mean confection? Xxx
Laurenlou 24
"Concessions" may have more than one definition, as many English words do. In this context, "concessions" are the food, sweets and drinks that are being sold at the movie theater. (This also works for any food or drink items at sports games and etc.) The money the theater makes from food and drink sales (concessions) are the theater's main profit makers. Make sense now?