Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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Top comments
qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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Comments (255)
guitarst1071995 12
Maybe he was jelly cause you didn't invite him to the movies.
exodius06 7
Am I the only one who wouldn't just hand the purse over to the guy? I've never been anywhere that would do this.
jarockstar27 10
I have NEVER had a ticket taker check my purse. I would report him even if he is your boyfriend
simsgirlgem 25
FYL and YDI why because your boyfriend is a Deusche (not sure if I spelled that right) and you were stupid enough to hand over your purse
TheMystery13 13
Get him into your bedroom, tear open the condom packet, take the condom, and kick him out.
dunebro 15
He was just doing his job and he was doing it good. What kind of cheap ass are you, OP? And a bad girlfriend cause you could get him in trouble by ignoring the policies of the movie theater. Shame on you, OP, shame on you.
scott82 5
You dating a movie usher, talk about aiming for the stars.
bvbarmy4ever 12
I know it's his job but he's your boyfriend he couldn't let it slide? Wow!
Orchard 33
Yeah, I'd have to break up with him over that one. And go to a different movie theater from then on; doesn't seem like you were getting a discount from being with him anyway :p
lonelyman36 12
I love these fmls where people in relationships complain about their partner following the rules at a job. Don't do something to get yourself in trouble then...YDI