Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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Top comments
qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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Comments (255)
DDCA 24
Looks like someone isn't getting any lovin'...
mrtonyanderson 20
The theatre in my city lets you bring outside food and drink, it's pretty awesome
5t3ff1k4h 47
He was hungry and hard at work. Cut him some slack.
ONExLOVE_fml 4
What are you talking about? Read the FML again...or maybe 10 more times...
CharresBarkrey 16
She was being sarcastic, 164.
wagne057 6
As much as this sucks, and it really does, I found this a little funny
bach2121 13
I find it funny that your kid is black
Senseless_487 29
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call "uncalled for." Congratulations, 134, you're an asshole.
Amama_fml 30
I'm glad she says "That guy WAS my boyfriend." What an ass!
Axel5238 29
YDI OP. You cannot bring outside food into the theater. While your boyfriend may have seemed like a dick, if he didn't follow through it could have been his job on the line.
Raesin 21
It's more likely his job on the line for searching a customers purse and confiscating items without any authority to do so. Make a complaint about him OP.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Who can afford movie theater food these days!
kawaiisakura 12
#56, I just recently bought some candy for when I can go watch a movie soon. I'm a college student and trying to pay off a car. Last I went to the movies, a drink was $7, popcorn was around $10, and candy was $4-5. I'm sorry but that's ridiculous. Ill sneak in my own candy and maybe a drink
Shadow_Phantom 26
Uh, a lot of people. People who make just enough to get by and don't have any money to spend on anything fancy, poor people? Just maybe.
stupidpplsuck 33
# 60 I think you meant 36 not 56
kawaiisakura 12
#78 no, I meant #56. Had I been directing the comment to #36, my comment would've also mentioned his job
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Why would you have given him your purse? He really has no authority to ask for it. YDI for trusting your bf at his place of work, but then again he's a douche for doing that to you.
TisAPenguin 16
They're actually not allowed to do that. Trust me, I worked at a movie theater less than 6 months ago.
lifeisgood_03 8
your boyfriend sucks! who would do that to his own girlfriend?!
Albarufus 13
No sex for that guy it seems. If he takes your sugar, don't let him have any in return. ;)