Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML
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Top comments
gjones020 1
After five times I can't blame the man. Lol
bri5083 9
Sounds like you two could be really good friends if this keeps happening(:
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Comments (95)
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Wha?! How?! Hmm...
HahaHokayThen 10
I understand why he would laugh, so as long as he fixed the problem, I wouldn't care much.
MyLoveDrunk 11
This is the product of quick thinking for the first comment.
evilscorpi 29
time for a new car op
StoryOfTheYear 15
1 makes me almost not conceited to say everybody here wishes I had gotten first instead.
LiveLaughFML 10
If I was that guy, I would be more than a little suspicious lol..
urdirtyolduncle 15
OP must be their number 1 costumer.
nic7973 23
agree, in fact its probably past time for a new one!
baby_dee97 8
Maybe it's fate...were you 2 meant to be together?:)
jonriise18 3
48 - wait, costumer or customer?
urdirtyolduncle 15
I suck at spelling. Probably because I used to cheat on my spelling tests in elementary school.
pixelpies 4
"..and the moral of that story, kids, is that if you cheat on your spelling tests you'll end up making costumes for AAA!"
gjones020 1
After five times I can't blame the man. Lol
cja101 8
If it's the same thing that's broken maybe he's laughing at the fact his repair attempts don't work. At that op is too lazy to get a new car
cookeemonster 7
Hahalol! What was the reason??
cja101 8
Op just wanted to get their money's worth lol there wasn't anything wrong at all lol
abbybailey204 19
That's some good help
ceilingfans 1
At least he didn't call he friend and tell him how "It's like the tenth ******* time, lol"
rdwhite1986 0
Doubled??...
McMan 23
"Bend over or curl up, typically because one is overcome with pain or mirth(amusement)" You're welcome.
TXjuggalo972 6
Google??...
cja101 8
What's the point in googleing it now 16 already told them?
Morgannnnuhhh 1
The fmls I send in that get rejected are 100000xs funnier then this one.
MyLoveDrunk 11
It's okay, I'm pretty sure everyone feels that way
chels1994 11
I probably would have laughed as well, in all honesty
kay2810 9
I don't blame him. But shit happens.. I don't see how he can find it THAT funny.
Petronix 5
I can.
lizard399 0
Me too..
BostonBruinsFan 8
Yea, OP must be really blonde!! (plus ability to recognize, overall she can't do much else)
nattynatters 14
OP is a dude.
CRC_101 31
I love how a lot of us are assuming this FML is made by a woman xD "Oh, those females and their car problems!" I might have also if I didn't observe the parentheses ^_^
fatty_mcfathead 0
A guy can't be blonde now?
lizard399 0
Well what did you do? Lock your keys in your car? Cause I probably would have bursted out laughing the second time.