Today, I unexpectedly ran into my boss. Last week, I'd met with him every day, putting together a last-minute presentation of my research for him to deliver at conference overseas. It turns out that his passport had expired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a phone call from my boss, from the other side of the country. It seems the conference I sent him to is actually happening next week. FML
Today, my boss selected me to be the company representative at an important meeting in Portland with one of our biggest clients. I was thrilled, until I realized he hadn't said anything about my plane ticket or hotel reservation. He later told me that I'll need to acquire those things myself. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, my boss came to my desk and asked me how the work is going, then he just walked away in the middle of me explaining a problem in the project. When I wanted to make an appointment with his secretary, she told me he isn't going to have any time this and next week. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
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Top comments
lovelyvampire 16
There's always a video call, but that is rather unfortunate. So sorry OP. I do hope it gets figured out!
lachy15 15
That's unfortunate, but who doesn't check to make sure their passport is valid before an important trip?
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Comments (31)
lovelyvampire 16
There's always a video call, but that is rather unfortunate. So sorry OP. I do hope it gets figured out!
Trin_Tran 26
At least he knows you're a dedicated worker, OP .. I mean that's always a bright side
alyoopz 10
I imagine he'll just renew it and go?
PerditaDessa 38
Renewing your passport can take up to six weeks. If they met everyday the week before, his boss is probably missing a meeting of some sort.
RedPillSucks 33
unless you pay lots of money for expedited processing. but I agree, last minute means its probably still too late.
lachy15 15
That's unfortunate, but who doesn't check to make sure their passport is valid before an important trip?
ohSNAPyall 27
Pretty ridiculous. Aren't US passports valid for a decade?
amkaye1017 3
Yes! I think 13 years actually.
gracehi 33
You got paid didn't you?
paigexox0 37
Getting that renewed is such a pain in the ass!
blueblu97 16
So he didn't even tell you that he couldn't make it overseas?
RobertWJV86 11
Get your ski's shined up and grab a stick of juicy fruit.. This news is going to move ya.. Hope your passport is valid..
stephers444 17
How do you not check to see if your passport is still good before traveling overseas?
Dave_Davington 34
Eh, it's his problem. You get paid either way.