Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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DataWhore 0
he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!
spitfire35 3
what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?
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Comments (64)
bloodrite 0
i agree if he had woken you up just because he was horny you would have been pissed
theshadow013 0
A lot of guys just won't wake up until they're damn well ready. Stop being selfish and thinking your life is over because he was tired.
equestrian77 0
I agree with #15, he probably wasnt fully awake. If he was completely conscious, well hes a guy, and guys like to take oppurtunities... hahaha :) just be glad that even in his unconsciousness he still put a little effort.
iPsych0 0
LOL.
supmofukka 0
wtf why would u wake him up to get busy??? if ur gonna do that then at least do it while hes watchin tv not sleeping. ydi for wakin him up....and for being selfish.
Kilroy_fml 0
omg wow
danii_s2 0
she sat on him n he woke up... I'm sure she didn't shake him or anything. doesn't sound like it was an unpleasant awakening. my bf would love me to do something like that. infact, all guys iv spoken to about this all wud love it. OP, your a good girlfriend. but he's obviously not worth the effort. just enjoy your sleep next time. dream about a guy who's worth it :p
damnwtfdude 0
Just because he's tired doesn't mean he's not worth the effort. I love it when my wife does this kinda thing - it's damn sexy. However, there are some days when she could probably ride me to a couple orgasms and I'd tell her the next morning about the wonderful dream I had. Yes, sometimes guys get dead tired too. I'm sure her boyfriend appreciated the thought, and quite possibly will be returning it soon. :)
scenekid19 0
I'll do some naughty stuff with ya!!! :P haha jk
omghehehe 0
Grabbing your ass and then sleeping = I'm so tired babe. I can't even talk, but I'll give you some action later. If he didn't want you at all, he would've pushed you off and rolled over :D
Ninjaface 0
You're doing it wrong. You don't politely ask him what he'd rather do, you immediately start to dry hump him until he can't say no!
LVgirl20 0
your skill of asking like that is retarded.in your mind you probably thought it sounded kinky but all he heard was "I'm giving you a opption to turn me down"...He probably grabbed your ass to return the favor of letting him off the hook...Don't be jealous but when I do that I at least give my bf the excitement of waking up to feeling me rub his dick or the warmth of my mouth and it ends up with him giving me mind blowing sex....can't teach ppl how to have game,your either born with it our not lol