Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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DataWhore 0
he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!
spitfire35 3
what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?
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Comments (64)
beastieboy21 0
that's when u know u have a fag
davids123 0
lol mabe he was tired but come on if you woke up to your gf on top of you that wold wake you the **** up or mabe thats just me lol
TRANscend08 0
who said she's hot?
t3rry3dmann 6
why does it matter if she's hot? if they are together he SHOULD be attracted to her, but i agree that it takes more than sitting upon...handjob, *******...need to stimulate lol
GriefBacon 0
Well you know, you have to let a man sleep some of the time.
COBRAMORPH 0
If they were switched, this would be called (date) rape. But, it seems its ok when women are the ones doing it. Double standard.
electricthunder 0
suck his **** while hes asleep
why_me_why_today 3
is he gay?
callmecassie 0
At least he grabbed your ass !
clusterfungus 3
You're new at this, aren't you?
areveillonen 4
I agree
bryttanicutter 2
that's kinda cute