Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
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BlackHawkSavior 28
Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?
Emma1562 35
Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk
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Comments (68)
capnjacksparrow 7
Kanye af
hardattack62 5
Okay take it from me, that is a sociopathic tendency. You will always be second in his life. My bf was the same way. Couldn't pass a mirror or window without stopping and looking at himself. Watch American Psycho!
Metallicality 5
Ummm I don't want to sound to douchey but it's kinda seeming like he might be a little uhh self absorbed
RealChewyPiano 18
Perhaps he just wanted to last a little longer
sadmofo12345 15
He's a sociopath.
ixschmidt 13
So
Keiraquarium 12
Could it be that he was looking in the mirror to watch you both having sex rather than specifically looking at himself? It's quite common to enjoy having sex in front of a mirror
AndesFults 13
Does his name happen to be Kanye West
takeittoem 8
Did he also insist on playing Phil Collins during the encounter?
winecrab 7
Did he leave after because he had to return some video tapes?