Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
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BlackHawkSavior 28
Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?
Emma1562 35
Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk
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Comments (68)
Laphog 17
It's a weird feeling noticing yourself getting fatter in the mirror while ******* someone . Because you know you can't be THAT unattractive if you're still getting some . Talk about cognitive dissonance
worldclassrager 41
With a name again this has to be common...perhaps but a poster in the place or take it down in the future...
bryce0110 23
You're dating either Kanye West or Donald Trump, I'm sorry to say.
JKPwnage 27
TIL OP's boyfriend is Gaston
chickypie1987 23
Is he a narcissist much?
silverkaast 9
highly probable that he was watching both of you. watching him shag you was probably awesome for him. it's like ****, but live, and he was the star, and you the starlet.
andrmac 25
It's kinda a guy thing to see themselves, and you as being a great image of recreating the **** perspective with you both being the stars. I wouldn't take it personal.
YFOS_fml 17
I do that sometimes. I turn myself of and my husband and I have better sex coz of it
Cenobyte 10
Don't be too concerned. Lots of guys like to watch themselves have sex.
nwwaverider 14
Every guy does that it's like a real life ****... Ha