Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
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BlackHawkSavior 28
Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?
Emma1562 35
Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk
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Comments (68)
refticon 32
Tactic used to delay orgasms, so my friends say
ssnow_fml 20
That might be a hint...
MrsHoffman 11
Are you dating Patrick Bateman by any chance?
proudspanishgirl 10
Haha he is gay
dafuq1 12
narcissistic much?
jimeple 12
Voyerism
taker73 9
He just watched American psycho and got inspired ! Watch out !!
dethouva 4
Fun fact. A man is wired in a way that it is more physical than mental when it comes to sex. A man likes to see himself achiving the greatest goal. Its like being the star of your own porno. If anything you should put a mirror on the ceiling so you can watch your bf rail you out.
GabeDrumBeats 9
That is quite awful, I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
ElizabethT003 8
Kanye is that you?