Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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nmk_fml 0
Everyone else has already said it, but I wanted to chime in, too--if he's nearsighted, it was a compliment.
rcbarnes 24
LOL---I overlooked that visual minority!
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nmk_fml 0
Everyone else has already said it, but I wanted to chime in, too--if he's nearsighted, it was a compliment.
rcbarnes 24
LOL---I overlooked that visual minority!
grritsshay 18
Very good point that I didn't even think of haha
Jenh42391 0
what an asshole
hellabella_fml 0
DUMP THAT ASSHOLE ...or else it's gonna be really shitty down the road. (Unless he was honestly kidding.. but half the time when people are joking they're actually serious)
blueworld_fml 0
I'm thinking he was going for "even better" without my contacts in...that would've been nice. But I agree with others, i'm nearsighted and when I take off my glasses when I'm close to a girl, they always look prettier. Also, it comes with good line. I tell them "Sometimes, you're all I can see clearly", because I'm so nearsighted that that is actually the truth. They are, up close, as far as I can see clearly.
Cjraven606 0
you got to lovethe littlenothings men wisper in bedonce you aredating and they know they will get some :)
wriptidez 0
dump him
awesumsar 5
No sex for him then
laya_fml 26
You're a blurried eye beauty!
ax1995 9
Don't stay with a guy like that, he doesn't deserve it.
ThatSlappinBass 32
It's alright, OP. He was probably just trying to be cute, and it came out wrong somewhere along the line. Or, he could be a total prick, and you've dumped him by now :P