Today, I had morning sex before I had to rush to work, and everything decided to leak out of me over an hour later into my underwear. I quickly rinsed them in the bathroom and put them back on, only the wet patch then soaked into my pants when I sat down, so it looked like I’d majorly peed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Anderling 33
Not judging your timing but I *am* kinda judging the lack of planning, here. What goes up must come down. You could’ve used a panty liner or a condom.
Vesi 30
OK seriously? Not everyone needs condoms to prevent unwanted pregnancies or she may have wanted a pregnancy. For OP, next time just use a bit of tp to wrap the panty crotch and you should be fine.
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Anderling 33
Not judging your timing but I *am* kinda judging the lack of planning, here. What goes up must come down. You could’ve used a panty liner or a condom.
Crowned Sataness 12
why would you not have him pull out? sun's out cum's out. you knew it was gonna leak back out.
RichardPencil 32
Hide in the bathroom for about an hour until the cumstain dries up and crusts over. Isn't this in you company's policy menu?
Vesi 30
OK seriously? Not everyone needs condoms to prevent unwanted pregnancies or she may have wanted a pregnancy. For OP, next time just use a bit of tp to wrap the panty crotch and you should be fine.
Anderling 33
In which case she should’ve used a panty liner specifically to avoid the leakage, which is why I suggested that as one of two options.
tiptoppc 21
Could be worse. My wife leaked on the gynecologist after having sex that morning. The horrifying look on the gyno was priceless. (We are trying to conceive and were looking for the indication eggs were being released)
amd21905 9
Sorry, maybe you should pee and wash after sex. Completely gross going all day like that IMO. wash the cooch and things like that don't happen!
Jupiter 2
wow
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ugh, I hate when that happens. After sex, I always use the bathroom to "remove" all that to prevent this situation. But sometimes it still happens, unfortunately. But I just push through until I can get home and change. Or put a pad on if it's bothering me too much.