Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
YouCantBreakMe 9
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?
WallyTheWombat 0
You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great ******* babe ;)"
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Comments (97)
gillilandreas 0
oh, wow. like we haven't heard THAT one before. that's been on here at least two times before
Daddymo 14
Men give love for sex. Women give sex for love.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for stealing this FML.
waldoo37 8
I'm guessing it works... I'm going to start only saying I love you when I want a ********
teeaitch 2
What he's saying is that he loves blow jobs, and you happen to be part of the package. Hey, beats playing board games by yourself...
karan301 2
quit complaining you're making progress.
kawaiixalice 15
This sounds so similar to another FML posted not long ago.
nocanhaz 4
that's what I said
notsoluckypup 12
OP, honestly any jerk can say I love you when they want something but it takes a man to tell you I love you and mean it without wanting anything...
lvanlier 0
-5- real attractive, you in your whitey tightys on a dirt bike, change your damn picture it's not hot
rogerover 19
you got it girl. I like the way you think.