Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
YouCantBreakMe 9
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?
WallyTheWombat 0
You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great ******* babe ;)"
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Comments (97)
Chloe_25_fml 0
dump him.
Ruff_fml 3
There's always one person...
DjeePee 25
When I wanted my boyfriend to say more often that he loves me, I told him that. And it worked. And he means it. But hey, it's just a suggestion. Everybody knows that communication in a relationship is sooooo unnecesary.
ActionManly 11
It was Diplomacy wasn't it? 'Cause I know a guy EXACTLY like this when he plays Diplomacy...
triggerit 5
real man never talks about love... he just make it...
22cute 17
What makes you think you're a real man?
Judus_beej 0
he's just your boyfriend. it's not like your married.
Bees_fml 0
Her married?
Judus_beej 0
?
nocanhaz 4
31 you spelled you're wrong.
glorialaura21 8
I know you people feel the need to feel so much smarter then everyone else. But, no one cares who spelled what wrong (unless the comment it self is unreadable because of it's countless mistakes.) You guys need to get over your issues.
DocBastard 40
Gloria, our issue is the constant mangling of the English language. One little mistake is usually not enough to bring out the Grammar Nazis, but the "your" versus "you're" thing seems to annoy people more than other mistake. Oh, and while I'm here... its*
attatood 8
@56 You used "then" when it should have been "than", a comma after "but" that was not necessary, and "itself" is one word not two. HAHAHA!
nocanhaz 4
60 who are you talking too?
attatood 8
I was talking to #56. See, it says @56 right at the beginning.
Judus_beej 0
wow... this was a waste to read. thanks for the whining about the english language. pobodys nerfect. that's why they put erasers on pencils and have whiteout.
nocanhaz 4
wow I'm blind I didn't see that at all lol
nocanhaz 4
hahahahahaha 76 I see what you did there with, "Pobody's nerfect" your funny not sure if you added the ' in pobody's but if you didn't... well you should have also watch out for internet grammar Nazis because we hide in the dark and strike when you least expect it :) *sits and waits with lights off*
paradocs7 0
And what led you to believe that wasn't the case then?
Izzati 0
OMG, he's so in love with you girl.. LOL..
nocanhaz 4
There was an FML just like this one earlier in the week. The boyfriend only said, "I love you" if the girlfriend gave him a ******** or he was drunk... something like that
BeckyBooG 6
wow he's nice!
iman1763 0
that's like that phsycological thing where the subjects do whatever they've been taught. after hearing a certain word or phrase over and over