Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Drunken mess
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Childlike
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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lnheritance 19
Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!
Googolman 29
No one can resist serial killers. Literally.
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worldclassrager 41
Wasn't he in jail for life? Anyway the right person will come in time great things come to those who wait
devildog562 33
He is in jail for life, unfortunately you can get a license to wed in jail... This is an embarrassment of our judicial system. He should have been dissolved in a mild acid over the period of a year or so. One of the most manipulative and psychotic people of our time....
marcranger 29
He can get married, but he can't have sex...the article on him said that CA doesn't allow inmates conjugal visits, so his life ain't all sunshine and roses!
PerditaDessa 38
He's still in prison. The term, however, is not for life. He comes up for parole every now and then and, though, he has failed every parole hearing there is a chance for him to get out. His new fiancé has every intent on seeing him released. #19. That's a bit extreme. He, himself, never actually killed anyone. Having the ability to convince others to do your bidding isn't a reason to be brutally murdered. Regardless of what horrid thing you convince idiots to do. Plus, prisoners are still human beings. If we allow anyone to be married we should allow everyone the right to.
devildog562 33
If you were the victim or knew the victims families, you might reconsider. To each their own. If it was Texas his ass would have been dead. It wasn't just convincing other to do his bidding. He drugged, raped. and murdered as well, bodies weren't found but he admitted to it. He was very methodical and careful though. We didn't have all the technology needed to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law. Perhaps I'm being overdramatic with the acid, but some people do deserve to die!- my opinion, doesn't have to be appreciated or even agreed with but it's how I feel.
devildog562 33
Manson's death sentence was automatically commuted to life imprisonment when a 1972 decision by the Supreme Court of California temporarily eliminated the state's death penalty.[3] California's eventual reinstatement of capital punishment did not affect Manson, who is currently incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison. - even though I don't like Wikipedia he is in for life but appeals have been made. He should have ha death but at the time was not a possibility.
greencurtains74 11
23. he is eligible for parole in 2027. he is 80 now so he will be 93ish then. chances are he won't live that long, but even if he does...no court would grant his parole. he is the most infamous serial killer alive, possible ever to have existed.
Ichiya 29
I believe we should have kept him alive but under constant physical and mental torture until he died.
Ichiya 29
#49 two words The Ripper.
InkedGamer 9
i literally said the same exact thing when i found out i was like really hes gettin hitched but i cant find a good woman.
devildog562 33
He may be getting hitched , doesn't mean she's a good woman. She is probably doing it for publicity and money. Interviews and wow effect pay well. I'm with you though, it's hard to find a good women nowadays. Good things come rarely, when it does don't take it for granted.
InkedGamer 9
amen brother.
ahippienamedrae 10
That's because he's a master manipulator; you shouldn't feel bad.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
never give up just keep on trying there's a special someone for everyone
ldkindasucks 6
Find the positive in it, you're not marrying Charles Manson :P
LittleRed79 39
I never would've thought of it that way, but thanks for that silver lining. My days looking up already! :)
claudio87 11
And she is kind of hot!
marcranger 29
She cut an X into her forehead to prove her devotion. If hot and crazy are the same thing, sure, we'll go with hot.
claudio87 11
She will then be crazy *and* hot :)
that_arian 9
My same response how can he somehow land a merrier and I can even land a daye
marcranger 29
OP, you get to cuddle with someone, at least. Manson is in some special confinement wing where he doesn't even get a smelly, hairy, burly cell mate named Bubba to spoon with, and the state of CA won't let him consummate his marriage when it does happen. Chin up!
greencurtains74 11
24. he is in solitary. i wish he would be put in general pop so he would be killed. he had underaged girls living with him in the 60s so he is a chomo and chomos don't survive prison
marcranger 29
The danger to his life is why he's in solitary, though I can't help but agree with you.
Ichiya 29
No special treatment for inmates. Everyone should be gen pop. Let them kill off the people the government is to stupid to kill.
PenguinBitch 44
If Ted Mosby can, you can too. Virtual high five! *slap*
FluffyPandas156 13
Hey, anything is possible Op. Just need to believe in yourself. And one day you'll find yourself a mate