Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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Top comments
lnheritance 19
Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!
Googolman 29
No one can resist serial killers. Literally.
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Comments (83)
TheLadyOpal 30
You may be single, but at least you're not engaged to an insane manipulative bastard. Silver lining, right?
yerrkiddingme 2
he's a smart psychopath to lead a bunch of people of course he's going to have one
Ki11erC 18
You point out he's 80, unless you're 80 you can't compare, come back in a few years ;)
StellaNox 16
Quality over quantity, my dear :-)
captainsmegma 12
Don't be discouraged dear. The prisons are filled with sick deviant perverts. I'm sure there is one that is right for you. Put on a slutty dress and go for visiting day.
Ethan_Blevins 12
Hey if someone can get engaged at 80 years old, I'm sure there is plenty of time for you!
dragoongirl90 34
You deserve it for believing a dumb hoax.
patrickeli 15
Lol, do you even know what hoax means?
UsagiArwen 23
What #74 said. This isn't like some news on the Onion. It's a true article in the news. Charles Manson - aged 80 - did in fact get a marriage license. The woman in question is a 26 year old who (according to one of the articles) ran off from home 9 years prior to try to help him get exonerated. Learn what a hoax is before posting.
MrLonelies 3
For every rejection, add one cat to your collection. It always helped me
patrickeli 15
Ugh, ******* Charles. ******* Charles.
Lisa13Mar 4
You do realize you're envying the relationship of a mass murderer, and a woman who has serious mental issues, right?