Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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Top comments
lnheritance 19
Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!
Googolman 29
No one can resist serial killers. Literally.
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Comments (83)
timmeeeee 10
atleast you got a cat -_-
LiveLifeAllDay 11
But at least you have a cat , right?
Etweens96 25
He's been brain washing that chick. I know a chick who has a crush on him no matter how many times I try to convince her he's bad news! But don't worry, you'll find someone out there! I know you will!
justanormalone 16
Never chase love or it would just run away! So just be patient and enjoy the single life. c:
Kitty_Hollow 4
I have the same problem. People protest gay marriage, but not serial killer marriage? I don't think that people in jail should be allowed to marry. Especially life with out parole criminals. They aren't allowed to vote, why should they be allowed to marry?
CaroAurelia 12
Look at it this way: If Charles Manson can find someone, so can you. There really is someone out there for everyone.
clickme 17
Helter Skelter must be the answer to your problems
DogeMan 14
Just wait and hopefully u will find ur true love
Striker_Jr 16
Atleast you have your cat to cuddle with, and if thats not enough you could always get more cats.. Just throwin that out there.
xsanitynotfoundx 5
He's 79.......
UsagiArwen 23
Charles Manson was born November 12, 1934. It's 2014 now. 2014 minus 1934 equals 80.