Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
freshlybreezy 15
You need to have a talk with the photographer. You hired them to make sure that the pictures were perfect.
JuuChan 3
Photoshop time!
untamed112 0
Well did she pull it off because most people look atrocious doing it
TylerDirty 15
cute :p
lalala___lauren 2
It really wouldn't be that hard to call the photographer, get back in a tux and your wife back in her dress, and take some pictures that way. If you can't talk to your wife about this and the only solution for you is divorce, then you weren't ready to get married anyway.
bjg1009 3
And that's when I'd begin filing papers for divorce. Lol ydi for marrying a bimbo
geod69 8
At least it was a duck face & not a c____l toe in every shot lol
baked_goods 5
Ok, why bother censoring 'camel toe'? And if it's a wedding, women are most likely wearing dresses which makes the camel toe comparison moot.
deransc 19
Wow a camel toe through a wedding dress?
kriz_allizwell 6
caarl marry dolan...mak big weding...
beatlegirl27 20
I can understand the duck face if there was a funny picture but not every single one!
katiedoll6 7
BAAAAAANNNGGGGG sorry I just shot ur wife well u can't blame me it is hunting season