Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
Nicoleneedslove 0
Seems cute to me
Pigeon89 34
Yeah I was going to say that too- that's how I knew :)
Pigeon89 34
Cute?!
False_Stupidity 42
a she does not love you
jayhawkchik 4
What did you expect? Thats what happens when you marry a duck face girl. Pick a better mate next time.
pnutbutternjelly 15
That's is the most ridiculous face ever. It says I have no dignity.
LAMKWHIM 11
Surely you knew she was an attention-seeking bimbo before you married her, if you didn't obviously you didn't do your research well enough! You deserved it :)
thewickedwitch 6
get rid of her before its too late, lol!
iteenlovequotes 19
just wait, when you guys are 60 and she looks back at those photos she will say, " oh shit, what was I doin' with my face"
DrasticDunce 1
Kill her now