Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
OL_What_FER 1
Sue her!
linkinpark98 24
Wtf? Sue someone for making a duck face? I mean, I hate that face too, but thats just over the top.
imaghostbusteryo 1
oh my god I'm so sorry.
Ugi 27
If she's got a duck face then you should take her to a plastic surgeon - only watch out: she might end up with a huge bill!
laden_swallow09 35
An oldie, but a goodie!
paramedic915 5
That just show how inexperience you are.
linkinpark98 24
Time to go duck hunting!! (I know a grip load of people said this before me, but I wanted to say it too, okay?) :3
NickDixon 1
STOP! HOLD IT A MINUTE! Forget about it. Don't EVER mention it. Getting married can be stressful, and sometimes those last minute jitters really take hold. It's natural not to be sure. Your mind will find little things to be afraid of. What if your love isn't really quite at hot as you thought? What if she keeps doing something weird with her lips? OMG She's doing SOMETHING kind of spastic. But your at the alter - You say I DO. Maybe it's not a duck face. Maybe that's just a kind of a half smile that she does when she's happy and stressed. But she is beautiful in her own special way. Forget about it. Don't EVER mention it. IF you want to be with her.
JuuChan 3
Don't mention it? He won't have to cuz someone else looking at the pictures will.
baked_goods 5
What the hell did you huff before commenting?
kriz_allizwell 6
Caarl pls
LittleGreenPaola 23
Are you uncle dolan?
blarghimapirate 0
Time for divorce papers
theonlysweetpea 10
YDI for marrying Daffy... j/k if that's your biggest problem, you led a charmed life, my friend.