Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
deransc 19
I assume she just got excited over her wedding day and started doing that stupid shit for the first time that day - in which case FYL. Otherwise she does it regularly and you should have told her "No stupid ass duck-faces today!", but didn't. In that case - You deserve it so much! I bet it wasn't her first time tho.
superfail77 8
Divorce. Now.
Alpaca_BAMF 8
RUN DUDE!!
The_9th_Doctor 18
you married her now live with it
Dark_Stream 29
You should have noticed her doing that before you proposed to the quack.
Bedmans1999 5
DUCK FACE STRIKES AGAIN!!!! You'll look back on it and laugh.... With shame
ilovemychem 22
Maybe she thinks it suits her best
fantasyworld 39
I hope she realizes how ridiculous she looks. You can't retake the photos unfortunately.
MozillaHostile 21
Instant divorce. Do it.
Berber260 14
It's illegal to get married with 15 year old field girls.. In most countries