Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
Plinkin 10
199- I don't think there was a bubble to bust. He said "first FML I moderated to make it through." If he thought his vote was the only one that counted then *ALL* of them he moderated would make it through.
MelissaMarie89 8
What the hell is a duck face??
br0ccoli 15
You're making one. It's when you make a kiss face, facing 3/4 into the camera.
Calyx_fml 22
There's one! Shoot it!!!!
MelissaMarie89 8
I'm not making any face....my face is relaxed and expressionless but okay?!?
br0ccoli 15
It's not on purpose. Her lips are probably overplumped with fillers.
pbonham 22
Well that's ducked up...I'm sorry, that was really lame
vampgirl11295 4
**realized
cremedelacreme 2
Why are you correcting him. He lives in England where English people live who created the English language. Realised is the original spelling and how they spell it aswell as most other English speaking countries. Americans spell it like realized.
Taysia_Elice 6
Silly people.. Only Josh Ramsay can pull off duck faces.
alr0xxley 0
I'm sorry ... I lOvE duckface.
ZZDomoZZ 1
She does the duck face in every picture huh? Treat her like a duck then. Pull out your shotgun and pop a cap in her ass
jahmimah 1
Wow, just married and already have grounds for divorce! What the he'll happened to women?
inferiarmy 0
Divorce the duck