Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Lostinspacealone 0
Oh the Irony XD
leadman1989 16
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
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Comments (91)
TheAftermath 0
Yes mom......I know I know....MOM WATCH OUT!!
1JDub 6
Surely she was demonstrating the risks of bad driving...ha...karma much nagging mom? F her life!
Quasar55_fml 18
"Do as I say, not as I do !" Sigh.... parents these days...
TipOfTheHat 10
Winning
gene818 13
Well! Not all woman can multi-task!
FMLsOhilarious 6
#1 doesn't it smell great?
youtubetre_fml 14
Next time, she'll close her mouth ...
DocBastard 40
GM I the only one who wonders how you two can afFord car insurance? Jeepers, how much is your yearly premium, $10,000? $100,000? Infiniti?? I'm just surprised she wasn't able to Dodge the other car. Jesus Chrysler, she must be just as bad as you.
You_Need_Soap 6
Creative... But I'm sick of hearing these Saab stories. Waa waa waa.
leadman1989 16
That Mazda been hard to come up with. It almost made me throw up it's so good. :D
jellyD 1
Bitch is a menace! Be glad for the other 50% of your DNA!
Bcfrmkc816 17
Not sure how this is an fml