Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three-hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last two minutes of the journey, I hit a van, and messed up the front of my car. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
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brootalxkeni 0
his point proven
jpwdragon 0
you're a women silly, he's a better driver by defult!
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Comments (87)
kaprookie 3
You wouldve looked like a massive douche OP.
spd2fst4u 5
more like you do look like...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
******* women drivers...
White_Fury 0
Your Bf MADE you zone out? Did he point a gun to your head and yell at you to zone out? Shame on your Bf OP. He shouldn't do that.
mz_booty 0
this fml made me zone out!! op who cares!! it's not like you hit another car or someone for that fact!!!! lucky u didn't either!!
WhySoOblivious 0
*Insert woman joke about how she shouldn't have been driving, but instead making sandwiches.*
marmlr339 14
Pathetic. Fail. Bieber???
afroninjashuffle 0
agreed with #58
rallets 23
agree with #79
jpwdragon 0
you're a women silly, he's a better driver by defult!
ColetteL 4
What's defult? Men must not be good at spelling. Then again, it could just be you.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yeah as soon as I read I was driving I knew it's going to one of those "YDI because you're a woman FMLs" I bet a guy made this FML up just to see all the comments.
alex112094 5
I thought about that too.
FantasticFin 0
there's more women then men in the population, so you better watch your back you little sexist pig:)
iliketurdles 7
No, that's just Gods way of saying "threesome?"
marmlr339 14
#42 win!!!
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
ya by .01 pecent
timtamslam 19
save arguments for... well, when you aren't driving obviously.
lilgirly89102 0
can't drive under pressure?
brootalxkeni 0
his point proven
Alleged_Cranium 7
Best epic fail since Jebus.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
"... and I run a red light." Sorry that bothered me. This whole FML bothers me on account of it's similar to one from a couple days ago. Anyway! OP... uh learn how to write sentences and pay attention.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Oops! My bad, I was so quick to read this FML I misjudged the sentence structure.
FantasticFin 0
someone trying to sound smarter then they are? fail.
iliketurdles 7
Eey, you leave alaalo alone. She says sensible stuff and stuff.
thirdtesticle 0
also, the grammar Nazi's profile says that "she" is an "actor". also says she's a ****. triple fail.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
45- Thank you :) 37- There is no need to be rude. Like I said, I sped through the FML. I have a life too (unlike some people who like to type unecessary things). And I apologized for it above.
FantasticFin 0
hahahah!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
47- Yes, I'm an ACTOR. As actors are people with talent and actresses are females who make it based on looks alone. Where in my profile does it say I'm a ****? Oh you're referring to me liking guys "...a little too much." I say that only meaning I fall a little too hard for men, not to insinuate Im a *****. Not that it's any of your business whether I am or am not.
FantasticFin 0
hey, little miss grammer Nazi, it's unnecessary... I think that person was kidding who said 'she says sensible stuff and stuff.' lol I do have a life in fact:) and of course you couldn't make it on looks alone... just sayin'
iliketurdles 7
FantasticFin, no come back? you gone take that playa? and Alaalo I was being sarcastic. Lol I'm kidding, your comments are of value to me :)
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
52- Says the girl (or guy) who can't put a close up photo of themselves. Anyway, I'm tired of arguing, it was fun, but I'm off to school. Bye!
FantasticFin 0
hey ever thought I don't put close up pictures of my face on the internet cause I don't want to be stalked and raped? gasp. how's that for an interesting new idea?!? and you couldn't think of any way to get back at me so you had a resorted to petty jabs at my profile picture? nice...
iliketurdles 7
How do you get stalked AND raped via the internet? Maybe you need to consider your choice of words more carefully next time.
FantasticFin 0
no, no I don't. i know a policeman and he told me about a case he had once where the rapist watched the girls posts and saw her picture and put the bits of info together bit by by bit and eventually he figured out where she would be and he raped and killed her. I'm not an idiot I don't fancy that happening to me.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
FantasticFin How is her comment on your lack of a real profile picture any more "petty" then your line "of course you couldn't make it on looks alone... just sayin' " ? Which by the way I have to disagree with you on that fact because I happen to think alaaloo is a very pretty girl, certainly the type I would have envied in school.
hollee 0
an actress is the female version of an actor. you are the perfect example of someone who would make it based upon looks alone. you're a very pretty girl who thinks she is way more intelligent than she actually is, and you have no respect for female thespians, and calling them "actors" because of a sexist stereotype only proves my point.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
74- I don't think you have the right to judge whether I'm intelligent or not. My high school drama teacher is the one who taught me this business on actors and actresses. I look at it this way: a lawyer is called a lawyer despite being a position held by both men and women. I don't think gender should differentiate the same position is all.
wcstcomic 0
While I do agree with your point, generally, #75, you cannot use "lawyer" in your analogy, simply because the word for it does not exist in the English language.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
76- Really? I had no idea. Ok, how about firefighter or pastry chef?
wcstcomic 0
Firefighter is already a gender neutral term replacing Fireman. I've never herd of "chef" being a female version. I think the closest analogy would be waiter/waitress. I don't think anyone would look twice at you for calling a waitress "waiter". At least not around here, and not by anyone who's not a pedantic git.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
78- This actor/actress deal is my own opinion. I've been studying theatre for 8 years now. I agree, but some people love to feel big and bad, sitting infront of a computer screen haha so it goes... 69- Thank you, although I know you were just proving your point.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I was being honest and proving my point all at once. You are welcome
FantasticFin 0
as if you think she's pretty hahahah! I met dogs that were prettier. just sayin'
Doortje 30
I guess that argument is settled then?
Mortanious 0
If by driving your argument to failure, yeah, you're better.
ShadyFTW1 0
... what?
docscientist 10
It's simple in what he's saying really.
macskapingvin 0
That is why you shouldn't get involved in lengthy discussion if you are driving. Talking to your passenger is just as bad as talking on the phone. A better way to prove your point would have been to say "Look, can we not talk now so I can focus on the road?"
starile 20
You KNOW he would have used her inability to talk and drive as fodder to prove his point.