Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Lostinspacealone 0
Oh the Irony XD
leadman1989 16
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
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Comments (91)
Cmdr_Shepard 17
FYL My parents are backseat drivers too, and they're always criticizing my driving. I've been driving for several years without accident, I don't need someone lecturing me like a menace to society.
horseracingjocey 0
I think that's more of a Fml for your mom...
fanalee 10
I feel ur pain!! She probably still says shes a better driver than u
Iknoweverything 29
Everybody always thinks that everybody else is a worse driver than them. Ever notice that everyone going slower than you is a moron, and everyone going faster than you is an asshole? And what's really bad is the minute that you say something that the person driving missed, they just turn on you and criticize YOUR driving!
TimysterGates 15
Actually it's your mom that made a fool out of herself, you did nothing wrong. You owe her a big "Look who's talking!"
dogpup4 23
"I think you *hic* have an problem alcohol *hic* you sssshhhould sherously stop drinkiiiing"
blinksmilewink 23
SDI.
KiddNYC1O 22
Just reckless.
Duoceros 22
This reminds me of the time when my father was driving me to day care and it was a snowy morning in rural Georgia. I said to my dad, "Daddy slow down, you're going too fast." He in turn said, "Don't tell me how to drive. I drove a cab in New York City for 20 years!" 30 seconds later he spun out and ended up in a ditch. Karma is a bitch and acts quickly sometimes.
ccoverup 5
How is this f your life? Its more like f ur moms life -.-