Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
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Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
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Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Top comments
HappyItalian 38
This is why we don't shower with our dentists.
CAC_Boomerang 24
Now to clarify here OP... Your dentist wasn't *actually* watching you shower as this happened... Right..?
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Comments (67)
Avashantu 18
I think we're missing a few necessary sentences here.. For clarity's sake.
sstahpp 33
On what do you need clarification, sweetheart?
Avashantu 18
I don't. I'm saying that, from the awkward transition, I can see how people started to think something else was going on.
sstahpp 33
It doesn't take much common sense to figure out that I had to go to the dentist after getting hit in the mouth with a shower head. The dentist found the way I injured myself hilarious. My dentist was not actually waiting for me outside of my bathroom in anticipation of me hurting my face. Is that clear enough?
somelildude 14
So the shower head flew off, you chipped at tooth or something, went to the dentist , and he thought it was hilarious? I think everyone is confused .
momac86 17
Now now don't get all wet
exoticDeath 20
So...the dentist WASNT in the shower with you,right?
latenerd 11
Just more proof that dentists are sadistic assholes.