Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
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The_Sexomancer 11
You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.
Tripartita 45
Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.
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The_Sexomancer 11
You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.
blakekorn 7
I'm not sure how it escalated so quickly... but I liked it
tounces7 28
What the "friend" did was nearly as bad. Swallowing gasoline can be fatal. The "Friend" is either a major dumbass, a major asshole, or both.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
The next time this friend asks for your help, you should tell him he can suck on YOUR hose. (the ungrateful little shit...)
Nnzyb 8
You have a truck and from my experience, a lot of gas stations stock small gas cans that you can use to transport fuel so you don't have to syphon gas with your mouth. You sound like a good friend though. Your friend, on the other hand, does not.
Paws_Cat 29
If your truck had gas, why didn't you just drive the truck to the gas station?
crazytortise 9
I didn't have my gas can with me
RpiesSPIES 27
I belive some gas stations have gas cans to lend out to those whom don't have them for situations like this. Don't quote me on it, though. I've never had to go through this.
domolovesyoshi 33
Why did you not just go to the gas station in your truck grab some gas and then come back? I mean most gas stations sell those jerry can things
ohSNAPyall 27
Better to use a different container than to get gasoline in your mouth. Or just drive your friend somewhere and drop them off so that they can come back with a gas can.
RichardPencil 32
How rude! You suck a guy's hose and all you ask is to get a heads up when it's coming. He forgets and you get an unwanted mouthful. What a jerk!
DravensTheName 16
And he was recoding it too! What a heathen!
Tripartita 45
Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.
jake131000 21
I'd just drive away at that point
OldSleaze 4
It's interesting how this FML will go in a totally different direction if you change the word gas to semen.
DravensTheName 16
The first rule of gas syphoning club. You don't record gas siphoning club.