Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my first day as a middle school substitute teacher, the class I was in had blue passes for boys and red passes for girls. The kid in the front row raised a number two for the bathroom, so I handed her a red pass, only for him to brush his hair back and say, "I'm a boy." The whole class laughed and called him "Babe". FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
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sccrismyantidrg 4
That's horrible!
Kevlar29 0
Lolz next FML "Today, I got fired from work for making a 5 year old sob uncontrollably"
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HannahBananaRose 0
I guess you won't be getting called back to that school...or ANY school... FYL
chiakis_x_world 6
I have to say. As I was skimming through these comments, some of you really frustrate me. How can you say it's a parent's fault for a child to not be recognized by their gender? First off, I'd be glad if my parents let me express myself like that in middle school. I dress like a guy and prefer for people to think I am one. I think it's people's choice to decide what they want to dress/look like at whatever age. It's good to have open parents. And, one other thing. Saying that to a child is harsh even if you are unsure about his/her gender. People just need to watch what they say before saying it.
Leahbabe15 0
You're an asshole. That happened to me once, but then I hit puberty and became a model so that was my revenge.
saxplayer9291 3
I hope your fired. Unacceptable.
rainysky 8
You can't specify genders by names anymore, pay attention to what the kids look like.
tedharrison 0
Teachers need to realise this happens sll the time
safaeita 32
poor thing..
ArielTheMermaid 17
Wow. Hahahaha
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Okay seriously this is not an "FML" its more like FHL
millysala 5
Lmao that's So sad!