Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL
saIty 17
Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?
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Comments (124)
iiFrench_Fries 5
Damn. Find her.
phresh_men17 3
Looks like you were at the wrong place at the wrong time.FYL
iwadasn 33
And of course this happened in New Jersey.
annihil8or 15
Sue her ass
Mr25_fml 14
Don't you hate it when you're mistaken for a douchebag?
CockAsian 14
Women can't use their ****** as an excuse because technically it's stronger than a males' nutz. One flick with in the sack and down he goes, but a vagias man, they sure know how to take a pounding.
andythegreat 0
I agree that does suck. But it's not up to a random person how laws are held in effect, I'd be down to just hitting her back. But the courts wouldn't agree with that. However I'm a big fan of just shaking the every living shit outta a woman. **** that. I would've Shaken her and screamed what a horrible ******* **** she is. And then screamed I can see why he said that shit **** yea. If this was Facebook I would now like to like that guys statement and agree with it. By the time I got done yelling and screaming it would've been me the police were carting away...
ArriagaD 0
She probably hit you cause you still say "I got socked out"
EverythingSucky 2
Who ask you to stand behind her? haha
wes04ram1500 6
Learn to duck?