Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL
saIty 17
Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?
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Comments (124)
Calyx_fml 22
Press charges. Assault and battery. Women want equal treatment under the law? Give it to them.
silentbutfunny 0
It all depends where you live, dude in minnesota, women a cherished and get away with ALOT. unless they castrates somebody..
silentbutfunny 0
I read your first sentance and i thought "giggity" but it went downhill from there.
silentbutfunny 0
I see your point. Now that i think of it, i heard of a really good saying. "A women who punches like a man should be treated like one" So yea. Obviously we have diffrent opinions. A word to the women: make sure you know who your hitting lol
silentbutfunny 0
But yes. Legal action would be the best course
LeighAnn_01 0
That's when you hit a b.
Ferretface 13
Can i hit a c instead, or maybe even a d?
iamabamf 17
^Yes.
that1skaterxX 0
Only people in jersey :) *fist pumps*
dragynfyre 4
Wow FYL dude.
silentbutfunny 0
Ive been hit by women... Did NOT hit them back. The most recent i deserved.
desireev 18
The way I see it, if a woman puts herself in a mans shoes and punches a man, she better expect to get the same in return. A woman needs to know that she can't bully a man and hit him. On the other hand, I think that any man who strikes a woman out of anger is a pussy-ass-bitch! A man should NEVER EVER hit a woman because he knows he will win!! A man who hits an innocent woman is a punk and deserves anything he has coming to him from doing such a thing!
silentbutfunny 0
I completly agree, but i have to say we arent talking about innocent women. Thats a WHOLE new can of worms. But yea growing up i had to deal with: *WAP! Giggle* "cant hit me, im a girl" *WAP! Giggle* "cant hit me, im a girl" *WAP! Giggle* "cant hit me, im a girl"