Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
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nataleeeuh 0
Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?
dudeitsdanny 10
Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..
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Comments (85)
LilaBear 2
I'm sorry, i don't understand this. Why were you having sex if his mother was in the bathroom?? And if you didn't notice someone was in the bathroom.... HOW didn't you notice? This is just wrong.
Judus_beej 0
that's hot lol some guys get turned on when someone else is there while you are in the middle of the act.
lgriffin86 0
this is PRICELESS!!!
varkey 7
why didnt you guys stop.......
djbrooke12345 0
^^ it says the same thing now as you said on your previous comment. you fail.
elyselabelle 0
wow. everyone in this situation is a dumbass
killjimmy 0
What is the definition of making love? Something a girl does while a guy is f***ing her.
detolicious 2
what did you learn? Exactly, lock her into the bathroom next time!
sexyschmergel 0
I hear a three some coming on ?
pytel93 0
wow you're hot! lol
chelseasman 0
Today,I was in a hotel bathroom showering.I heard moaning coming from the room my son and his fiance were in. I decided it was time to pay him back for all the times he interupted me and my boyfriends when we were making love so I walked in the room and sat by the bed and talked to them for the next 15 minutes.
winzygirl 0
U just make that up? Or r u the mom? Cause it mostly makes sense.
Soreeyeah 17
No he just made it up!