Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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nataleeeuh 0
Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?
dudeitsdanny 10
Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..
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Comments (85)
ally_fantally 0
why would you do it if the mom is in the fricken bathroom. WTF
MiichelleRomero 7
well u guys r stupid, havin sex infront of her , pft thts just wrong
wtfsnickers 1
incest hmm your marriage is going to be interesting
anma_fml 0
...wow. I would leave the room.
HomeAl0ne 20
I predict that for years to come the conversation after sex is going to be "Why can't you last longer? I know you can! Remember that time in the hotel in Texas..."
ulicksam 0
You and your boyfriend are both idiots. And you do realize that the fact he could stay up talking to him mom for 15 minutes means he was probably thinking about her while doing you, don't you?
bobbyb57 0
awkward
ThickHead 0
yikes!!! tell her to go f**k her self xD
Garyisgorgeous 0
Great. That mustave been along 15 mins .
DarthLoser 0
that's hot