Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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Top comments
berichsoon 11
This guy has a sense of humor
freshprizzle1 13
I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).
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Comments (113)
tishtashbat 16
Ok, that is a little awkward. But he's probably laughing with you, not at you - he was the one who fell after all! You should be comfortable enough to laugh together about these things :)
juliaannw 11
Ohh sweet sweet love
MeLikeBigBoom 8
At least you didn't fall on the fosset. I cringe at the disaster that would make.
nb1234 8
*faucet But yes, that could have been disastrous!
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Damn, I knew I spelled that wrong.
apollojon 11
You spelt* that wrong. :p
klutz44 28
Spelled is also correct.
apollojon 11
Wow I suck. Back to 2nd grade I go...
cmbar831 14
Aren't relationships beautiful? At least he has a good sense of humor
vadaaa 11
Fart in his mouth while hes asleep. See if he still laughs. If he does you're a lucky, lucky gal.
Lionesse 15
Now that's just gross. It wouldn't be funny anymore.
vadaaa 11
36- obviously.
emoshadow47 9
U deserve this... Ladies don't fart
doLLe 21
Riiight because ladies can't fart by accident
Zomg_Okay 27
Here's a shovel, mate. Be a dear and save the rest of us the trouble.
cougar41 8
Everyone farts you idiot it's a Nola bodily function. Grow uo
Neonemerld 21
Who's Nola?
misspennycakes 7
Is 44 high?
TerribleTaylor 5
...are you retarded?
junkman6 22
Shower sex. You're doing it wrong.
iGottaFindBubbah 12
Don't be embarrassed about it op! With a reaction like that I hope you laughed along with him. Aah, making fun memories :)
chanellgymnast 17
I'm laughing too.
curlstar 6
Sounds like your boyfriend was a little intoxicated, at least that's how it reads. Hopefully he learned his lesson about shower safety. It doesn't seem like anyone was badly hurt, bruised egos aside. However there was a good deal of intimacy, so I'd consider this a win!
xrudeboyrock 29
where did you get that idea?
curlstar 6
I could see someone feeling more confident to attempt a stunt like that if they were a bit tipsy. And it would also explain the incessant laughter that followed such an embarrassing moment for OP.
xrudeboyrock 29
showering together is pretty common in relationships. you're sounding very prude, sir or madam.