Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
heyitsmc 2
Why didn't you just... Take the ring off...
maty172 14
I don't think you realize but taking the ring off would prob have ripped them all out :( the pain...
hunt3009 16
Take off your ring before you go at it?
sierra_ky 19
should of just pulled
Ashton Burge 4
next time try anal