Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
nesteremily 31
why didn't you just take the ring off and go to the kitchen for scissors? idiot...
MsBHaven 8
You know.. I was completely in your corner, nothing wrong with the odd spelling mistake and bad (Yet understood) grammar... but Dayuum! the last portion of your sentence really got up my nostrils! 'why da fuc duz it matr' *cringe*
Xoxobeauty 0
I hope you dont use those kitchen scissors to cut meat or chicken. NASTY!!!
NoahCOD24 5
Grooooos! This is why you shave guys!
ya_momma 4
I dont see why you would give him a hand job with a ring on.
gohogs518 4
Who gives hand jobs these days? Are you in middle school?
dectivebobby 6
wtf. since when should middle schoolers even be giving hand jobs?
fail_gurl21 7
shave and this wouldnt happen...
ChocolatAmore 6
one word MANSCAPE
XxQuartersxX 14
Umm. Wtf? At least keep it trimmed!
miianah1 22
Haha awkward moment when the scissors get stuck too and you try a different pair and those get stuck and it's like in the cartoons where all the sharp objects in the house and attached to his pubes...