Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
lwm 4
What, do people not think a hand job can count as "sex"? Clearly, they haven't been dating the right women ^_^ You go, OP
sambudd14 2
We all know you planned this ;)
CodyAllan146 4
Doesn't he trim?
Lulblast 4
So THAT's why guys are supposed to shave there.... It all makes sense.
BoingaBoinga 7
Jesus, people. Do you never touch the d with your hands before you get it on? I sure do. Hands, mouth, gasp, sigh, moan... And not everyone thinks a shaved crotch is sexy. I personally think it looks like an icky baby bird when fellas shave it.
Ashara 15
And you couldn't just take it off why?
Mega_bug 9
I already answered that. You should read the comments.
infectedsense 15
Am I the only one here that thinks handjobs are awesome no matter how old you are? I love giving them! This was a funny one, OP :)
Marissa1586 18
Haha! waddle to the kitchen fast!@!@!@
bronxkam 4
I'm just wondering why both of you had to go to the kitchen to get the scissors. That should have been a one-person job.
Mega_bug 9
We were attached by the hand and pubes
bigtime_rocker 11
No offense, but you americans must stop with the hand-jobs. Suck it or **** it. If he needs the touch of a hand, there's a lot of **** on the internet and he's (hopefully) got two hands of his own.