Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
Time to set up some security cameras
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Run.
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cocoshake 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
cats attract
peacheso 31
Attracts what or who?
Laylette 21
crazy cat ladies. obviously.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Run.
TrustStolen 16
run... run far away
buckstop1 37
Welp, I guess you found the neighborhood crazy cat lady.
Ms_ValS 27
be careful. She might steal them. someone stole my 2 persian kittens
socialproduct 19
Yes. Microchip ASAP.
annika16 5
Holy yes microchip them ASAP
_kyleG_ 34
Time to set up some security cameras
tygerarmy 35
Or take the kitties to the vet and get a tracker put in them.
_kyleG_ 34
Yes, OP will have to inquire about the Pussy-Finder 2000 model
ECHOSPiiKES 19
Top comment all the time
kaablam 17
Or some curtains.
Markovski 18
Creeper2000x
JMichael 26
What's her creeper level Vegeta? It's over 9,000!!!!
Sneado 20
Creeper much?
haileyrows 26
I wouldn't be surprised if her feline obsession led her to become a cat burglar and steal your kittens
Enslaved 38
Why didn't you ask her "Where do you live"? I always make it a point to know all my neighbours. And I'd especially want to know where that one lived if she was looking into my windows.