Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
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Top comments
flopstar 21
Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits
alanamarieg 18
Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!
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Comments (94)
AssassinD3 19
And this Is why I brush my teeth before I shower.
saffy66 34
This is why I clean my teeth and apply makeup while just wearing underwear. They should take the word 'Murphy' out of Murphy's law and replace it with my surname.
Malcazar 22
pictures or it didn't happen!
The_Skittish_One 27
Why did you brush your teeth while wearing your outfit? D: I would rather brush my teeth in my underwear than risk something like that.
missclm 1
Who brushes their teeth with their outfit on?!
Malcazar 22
hope you had a back up dress!
joe3_fml 15
Let's hope you kept the receipt for the dress.
MRSwick2525 23
Why would she have had to have kept the receipt? Ever hear of a washing machine?
AndyPurdy 31
which is why you change into your uniform/work outfit after you've done all that,to avoid situations like that
Bluepies 24
They won't know if your dress is new or not. Put on another one. Problem solved.
AlexNVCat1 3
This is why I brush my teeth before fully dressing.
burninsnow 23
Now you have a reason to get a new dress.