Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
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Top comments
flopstar 21
Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits
alanamarieg 18
Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!
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Comments (94)
thenaff 4
Maybe change your morning routines order?
AlexanderDavidd 13
Thats why you brush your teeth before you get ready. Too much room for error.
Okamichu 21
Typically I brush my teeth and do my makeup/hair before putting on my outfit to prevent these things from happening :D
5280420 13
Uhh... Cover your mouth?
mattrd_fml 31
YDI for brushing your teeth you were done getting dressed.
MotoGP_Fan 11
You should try putting on your nice clothing after you brush your teeth! I've done this multiple times!
justash12 10
Always get dressed after you brush your teeth.
sonnyrosa 32
You know that there's a magical device called a washing machine that will clean your clothing for you.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's why you brush your teeth before you get dressed
Omniprism 15
Getting dressed should be the last thing you do.