Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
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Top comments
Susan Yee 9
I got mine at dollar store. Those $1 tests work as effective as the branded ones.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Let’s not assume folks, she might wish to be pregnant. In that case, keep on trying.
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Comments (11)
AbuFudayl 9
Why is this a fml
Lora Wood 11
Because they cost so much money! Honey!
Inkoseh 33
Yeah most name brand ones in store are like $20-28. (As someone who has purchased before wanting pregnancy, the cheaper store brand ones are usually always sold out.) Then to get home and period starts during the pee test? Yeah that's money down the toilet! Stress can delay your period, wanting and waiting to get pregnant can delay it too. Huge diet change, change of exercise routine or even starting one! What fun our bodies are.
DanielleinDC 34
At least you aren't pregnant.
Susan Yee 9
I got mine at dollar store. Those $1 tests work as effective as the branded ones.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Let’s not assume folks, she might wish to be pregnant. In that case, keep on trying.
spinspinsugar 12
op, you can still have your period and be prego. I hope you finished the test
AmbrosiaFan 19
You can still have a period and be pregnant... was it pos or neg?
TheSminty1 17
Well? Don't hold us in suspense now?
sickerthanyou 13
You should be happy!, no kid is better than a kid