Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
martin8337 36
I guess he couldn't fantasize about the pus being breast milk.
anchorsaweigh003 13
I honestly don't think anyone could turn that situation into a fantasy with festering titty ooze in their mouth
ahh_rats 15
That happens?
jellybeens_fml 16
Yup, it should his fml not hers
monique21 8
I don't think I could share with the world I have pimples on my breasts, especially large enough to have puss coming out. F your boyfriend's life. Poor guy.
Dilwann 27
It must've been visible then as well. He shouldn't have been sucking on that spot imo. It's nice pretending to ignore the 'ugly bits', but shit like this obviously happens.
emeraldmaz 9
Really? Some people get pimples everywhere, some get them in odd places (I tend to get them on my arms, but not on my face), some people have little control over it (I've heard cystic acne is a right bastard). Really, it wasn't her fault, he could have used a bit of foresight. It sucks for both of them. (And, because I'm in a bit of a mood: it's "pus." "Puss" is cutesy name for cat.)
Axipiter 24
This would be a much bigger problem if there was a puss coming out of her boob... Though possibly slightly less disgusting...
TheThriftWalker 6
Thank you
Tessa_11 19
Acne really sucks :/...
Elfroid 10
I really dont get why this doesnt have more +1s....
worldclassrager 41
Better luck next time...
oh_your_god 15
This is one of the grossest things I have ever read. I almost threw up my beer.
blackychan63 12
That's ******* disgusting.
rdenkewicz 11
And that's why they call it the VIRGIN Islands...anyone...anyone...no...ok
Miss_Latina 13
Eff his life