Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
BabyrooKid 11
You should have told him it was his turn to swallow.
DotDootyDot 17
Holy ******* shit, your boyfriend must either be a big nibbler or have a vacuum cleaner instead of a mouth to manage doing that! Either sorry, FYL for real.
vandahalas_fml 11
I'm puking too
EmperorChowilio 21
Am I the I only one who is wondering why he was sucking a tit with a pimple on it?
mathmatic 6
Breastfeeding... You did it wrong, love.
creepyclowntown 10
that sucks, you should definitely see a specialist.To have acne on your breast means its way out of control
limabeans101029 21
We don't know that it was acne
squideth 18
No it doesn't. Sometimes women just get a couple down there. Not everyone is blessed with perfect spot-less bodies.
ALyte 15
He deserves it! Well, not exactly, but you should always check where you put your mouth. We are human, after all, and with that comes things such as pimples.
AdolfTheCreator 2
Breastmilk!
shagy_91 8
I'd go on. A boob is a boob and you should be grateful. I mean come on... boobs. Spit the ************ and go on
syed121417 22
This is my favorite comment lmao
NodakN8V 25
Ahhh WTF I wish I would have skipped over this one...what has been read can not be unread.