Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
ploppe00 2
Mh poop
maps12 7
I was eating while I read this.... There goes my appetite!
xxovickyoxx 5
Why do you have pimples on your boobs ...? And if you knew you had pimples why didn't you pop em beforehand or at least warn the poor guy ?!
Tiffany2193 6
pimple on your tit?? WTF??
katpiss_nvrclean 5
Well thats just gross never known any women to have a pimple on their breasts oh lawd
rorschach_fml 3
Turmeric, in capsule form like $12-15. For $4-5/mo you can have the cure to pimples that works for your entire body.
amason5995 4
um... I'm sorry but I would be lying if I said I wouldn't have puked as well. On the flip side, I fairly positive I would never put my mouth on anything with a pimple on it. I almost puked when Bill Murray's zit popped in Osmosis Jones. And that was just a movie.
lollipopisicle 9
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sean0930 11
And what did u expect ? A kiss ? Lol
Shawnreinoso1 0
Ew u got pimples on ur ****. Nasty