Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
vincentcloud 4
How big was this thing? I mean its boobs...a little puss never killed anyone. If popped a pimple he must have been real rough with them(I know girls how like is kinda rough but hard enough to pop a pimple?)
James_S_L 1
Jesus woman, pop your pimples and practice some basic hygene. Poor guy.
squideth 18
Oh **** off, hygiene has nothing to do with what your hormones do to your skin. I hope you're ******* perfect.
blueknight1st 26
And just like that, the magic was gone.
howdoilogin 9
Good God woman, take care of your body! Pop those pimples -before- they become a problem.
limabeans101029 21
So having a pimple automatically means OP doesn't take care of her body? It's a pimple. Loads of people get them. Plus it's not always a good idea to pop them, it's better for your skin in the long term to just leave them.
vibernum 17
So true, you can actually force the gunk further inside and cause some bad damage to the tissue
syed121417 22
How hard was he sucking he popped it? But seriously, that sucks. Hopefully he'll recover from that... Or not. FYL And FHL
BrownSuspenders 4
Are you ******** me, a Zit on the Tit? How ******* disgusting is that ?
squideth 18
Not very disgusting? What are you, ten? Lay off the **** and realize that the human body is not naturally perfect.
Butwhymeagain 12
wrong nipple?
dreamingpotato 2
I feel like you should've known about said pimple beforehand, and stopped him. Maybe I'm the only one who actually pays attention to my skin though. /shrugs/
vibernum 17
She could have checked in the morning and it appeared sometime during the day. Who checks before intamacy, usually a heat of the moment thing... "Wait! Let me just check myself first"
Khaleesixx 1
Wow I can't believe the amount of jerks on this post.First of all, popping acne, especially on the chest leaves scars extremely easily, second of all I shower twice a day, scrub with body exfoliator and I still get pimples. Why was her boyfriend sucking on a boob that had such an obvious pimple?Stfu
Khaleesixx 1
Also #103 chest acne is extremely normal. People get pimples everywhere not just on the face you moron.