Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zp5 4
(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."
mrsmcscruggs 5
I'm sorry. That sucks. Been there.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (143)
DocBastard 40
Set it to the Australian accent chick. She's hot.
barberton21 0
Ummm... OP's a female Doc.
wwerulez14 6
Exactly. She could have pretended to have a conversation with one of her "best friends" and she wouldn't have been so lonely.
DocBastard 40
Barberton, I know. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
LaFHlax 0
haha what about calling someone and putting the phone on speaker?!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Wow. Did you give it a name too?
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
My mom does that.. It makes me feel safe also..
FalloutboyxD 0
does somrone need a hug?
VolcomTL 0
PHAHA
xcrystal011 2
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! lol
idyllically_me 0
" don't go owen... Come back" you remind me of that. Props to whoever can reference that :)
IWABO2_ 0
Well you can always talk to me
yellowdub 4
I've had talk myself of a panic attack while driving.. actually helped somewhat.