Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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zp5 4
(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."
mrsmcscruggs 5
I'm sorry. That sucks. Been there.
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Comments (143)
connormadden 5
haha been there
stewie11 0
lolololololololololololololololololololol
RawrBunneh 0
why don't you just call someone or turn on the radio? dumbass(:
iewisokwas 0
you know there's talk radio right!
gkflower 0
lameeeeee
k9obsessed 5
All of you who are calling her a dumbass and being dicks can go burn in hell. It's because of asses like you that people kill themselves. It's extremely childish and insensitive to be rude to someone who is already depressed and alone. Grow the **** up.
izzie2899 6
how does she deserve it???
roflalldaylong 0
haha my dad named his carol
dansco 25
Talk to? If it replies then you should worry lol
justin_ro 3
I feel so sorry for u